If there’s any true logic to the universe… we’ll end up on that bridge again someday.
there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
im having an out of body experience
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
I don’t think that was scripted
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!
You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
See this? These are Libra Hotties.
When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!
You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!
Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3
I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?
I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audienceI would need like 5 of these at once.
WHY ARE SNUGGIES FAMOUS AND NOT THESE
But them here!
not a girl but signal boosting this